Tinder Match TRICKS Army Of Guys In Insane Stunt

August 21, 2018

I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

It feels as if only ten years ago that dating apps were considered the refuge of lonely losers, and now they’re not only socially accepted, but they come in flavors. There’s Tinder, OkCupid, Grindr, Bumble, thousands of other names that sounds as if they’re built to say while you have a mouth full of marbles. That third syllable is a very daring decision OkCupid! But in any case, despite their mainstreamization, the concept of being catfished, tricked, or unsafe on one of these dates is always a possibility. Sure, that’s basically what happened here, but the results are absolutely insane, as Twitter user @bvdhai (or Misha, as he’s name in Russian above his Twitter handle), chronicled in an unforgettable thread.

So a few weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine shopping my soul around and I match with a very attractive young lady. No bio. Fairly innocuous.

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I message her some random shit and we chat for an hour or so and she says "here's my number text me" I'm like okay sure thing.

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I text her n we make small talk abt work for a bit then she goes, "actually, I have this huge presentation Im workin on for my job, would you be offended if I got back to you in like a week or two when Ive got more free time? Youre cute and I want to meet you Im just too busy rn"

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I thought well that's an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say "lol I wouldn't be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you're free"

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

She says "thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure I'll text you in like a week, I'm excited" in my head I'm like sssssssuuuuurrrreeee I respond ""

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

The Tinder match up seems to have started off pretty normally. You know, someone flirts with you lightly, you flirt back, you get excited, and then they make up some cheap excuse to ghost you, and you go “I accept this cheap excuse, because if I don’t the totality of polite society crumbles”. Still, the story gets weirder, and it isn’t just because the girl actually texted back (spoiler!). No, check it out for yourself.

Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can't find the conversation. I think well that's weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as… overly elaborate ghosting methods

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Then yesterday I get a text "HEY IM FINALLY FREE LMAO… my friend is DJing near Union square around 6 tomorrow I was wondering if you wanted to go for a bit then we could go get drinks after and see what happens"

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I'm like well I'll be damned. Genuinely didn't think she would message me. I reply "yeah I should be free, I'd be down" she says "amazing I'm gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and I'll meet you by the stage then we'll head out"

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I say sure thing, looking forward to it. This morning she texts me at 9 am "hey it's gonna rain today but I think it should clear up in time for our date" I'm like cool, I'll be there

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I'm like uugghhhh I dunno bro, THIS SHIT FEELS OFF but fuck it

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shit and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shit.

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Uh oh… getting fishy, right? A big crowd? Where there was suppoused to be one girl? Hmm… hmmm! Hmm!!! Let’s keep reading, shall we?

She texts me "hey I'm running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go" I wasn't gonna stand in front of the fucking stage so I stand off to the side a bit

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it's her and I'm thinking WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Uh oh!

I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fuck I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fucking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shit

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Uh oh!!!!

I immediately think I'm too fucking old for this shit.

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you're all wondering what this is about and I'm like yeah what the fuck is this about

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I'm like

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Whoa!!!!

Then she says I've invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME SHIT

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

That’s right! This New Yorker with, what Misha describes has having “fallopian fortitude” invited dudes from all over Tinder to compete to be her date in some massive competition! Damn, that is incredible! I want to compete in this massive dude battle party! Fighting to the death over a lady! Or competing in some Double Dare challenge. Unfortunately we’ll never know what the actual competition was like, because Misha’s reaction was… well, probably the healthy one, but still, not the one we were hoping for.

I went home.

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

Still, he left us with an all important message, and more importantly, snagged a photo of the unreal event!

I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

The scene pic.twitter.com/U0ROAWKDQc

— míš (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018

What do you think of the insane prank? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.