Family Shocked Over PORN Playing at Burger King

February 22, 2018

  •  Look, when you go to Burger King, you expect a few very specific things. Food slightly better than McDonald’s, vague memories of the weird extreme 90’s Burger King Kids Club, a disrespect of Pennywise the clown and most of all — a good family friendly atmosphere. Well, that’s not what one family in Michigan got when they looked up at the TV and saw a soft core porn playing on Burger King’s television systems.  What? How!  Richard Avery, patriarch of the accidental-porn-viewing-family, said—

  • My oldest son said to my youngest son, ‘Don’t look up at the TV.’ I look up at the TV and this guy was fondling this woman’s breast. The man was thrusting on a woman. That’s definitely not something you see at a Burger King any day.  This man is making quite a few assumptions about Burger King, and the parents were REALLY upset over what happened, with the mother saying— There was another couple in there and the guy was watching it and his wife yelled at him, ‘You’re a nasty horndog.’ I told my son to erase it from his memory and, when we go to therapy, we’ll discuss it further. The family is considering a lawsuit against Burger King, saying that one of their sons has ADHD and autism and a photographic memory, with the mother saying: “Someone has to pay,” and to which I say — if my parents made this big of a deal over me accidentally seeing a boob that it ended up in the news, that would mess with me way, way more than anything else.  What do you think of this story? Will the parents win their Burger King lawsuit? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.