HOT DOG DRONE Drops Hot Dogs From Sky

June 26, 2017

In this world of new technology — iPhones, iPads, Mario running around in the real world and also taking over the brains of dinosaurs — there’s one piece of technology that we, as humankind, has been clamoring for, and can be delighted that its here at last — a drone that drops hot dogs into our dumb, open, hot dog eating mouths. Yummy! The hot dog drone is a drone meant to advertise some of the latest Oscar Mayer products and brings one hot dog to one person. So folks, if you’re a giant weirdo who just wants to be showered in disgusting loose hot dogs, this is not the invention for you. And because no one technically NEEDS a hot dog drone — look — we don’t know how much farther this invention is going to go. But for now, let’s just sit back and enjoy that somewhere — out there — a weird drone in the shape of a hot dog will bring us a hot dog and then fly away to get another hot dog. Just in time for the fourth of July, folks. It weighs 6.5 lbs, can fly up to a mile, and carries one single hot dog. And thus began the great hot dog wars where we all ate tasty hot dogs with our hot dog eating hot dog mouths (hot dogs). What do you think of the hot dog drone? Let us hot dog in the comments or on hot dog at @WhatsTrending on hotdog dot hotdog.