Barista Posts Meltdown Over New Starbucks Unicorn Frappe

April 20, 2017

Unicorn Frappucino mania is here — and for some its more intense than others. Take for example this poor barista who is sick of making them. Sick sick sick! His hands hurt, they’re colored with the stuff, and the poor soul has taken to a video on Twitter— since deleted, now posted on Facebook (see above), wherein he complains about it. Its popularity, its messiness — its too much for the gentle soul. He ends the video begging us, pleading with us not to get the new colorful and disgusting looking frappe. Sorry, buddy! I gotta get my frappe on! We love his passion, but we wonder about the wisdom of complaining so loudly about their job. I dunno, I want to go super mega viral. Let’s give it a shot here— My job at What’s Trending is great! I drink Unicorn Frappes every day! My blood is more sugar than anything else! Soon Unicorn Frappe madness will take me and I can ascend to the new level! Huzzah and hurrah! What do you think of the video? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.