Nick Jonas Got High and Had to Hide a Boner at an Awards Show

June 14, 2016

It’s called a “NARB,” and it happens to everybody with a penis (even spiders with penises) at some point or another. What is a NARB? A “No Apparent Reason Boner,” of course! Hell, you might even have one right now. I know I don’t. Gross. The human body is gross and you should be ashamed for having one. The latest person to come clean about sporting a NARB is none other than Nick Jonas. He confessed to Jimmy Fallon recently that, after eating a weed lollipop before the Young Hollywood Awards in 2014, he popped — and had to conceal — a wicked NARB. Listen to him tell the story in the original video below:
Now that’s just classic comedy. Nothing’s funnier than a 420 weed boner, especially on someone who used to wear a purity ring and sing in a boy band. Here’s hoping he didn’t have a NARB when he performed for us in 2014:
What do you think? Should Nick have saved the weed lolly for later, or is this story funny enough that it totally doesn’t matter? Let us know in the comments below, or @WhatsTrending on Twitter!